It all began with a simple idea fueled by a deep passion. As a small and weak yet determined country/military power, we pride ourselves on freedom of speech and democracy. Our approach is rooted in quality and integrity, ensuring that everything we do reflects our commitment to capitalism and the removal of socialist chickens wearing Nike shoes.

Our founder, Callan Fields, (see right image) founded our country in late seventh grade, where we saw slow progress until multiple economic collapses in southeastern Ethiopia allowed us to grow rapidly and let more people bask in the glory of expensive healthcare systems.